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Only wrong answers.
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It is the part of a car that does the thing designed to make it work.
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A sounding rod
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I believe that is a butt plug, or rectal dilator. Its just missing the detachable latex part.
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Billet oil cap/ dipstick combo.
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Is it some kind of birth control or drugs? Have you been riding in cars with hoodlums?
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Oh no
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Ouch
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That mental picture is yours to treasure forever
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It's a penis whistle!
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External Wastegate that’s way too nice
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Made by "spoo logic" so I think you're right.
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Cobalt 60 containment vessel (the rod is to allow manipulation without direct handling).
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Robot end of arm tool for automated COVID testing. The pokey end goes deep in to yer brain goo.
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That is clearly an oscillation overthruster - creates intermediate vector bosons
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Wow, rare find. That’s a toilet flush actuator for a German Type IX U-Boat. Rather than a standard positive displacement ejection system, t he Germans used an accumulated pressure differential signaled or triggered by this actuator which had the practical application of a relay for a much larger system operating at a lower pressure difference, gently and quietly ejecting waste material from the vessel.
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Oil pan thermometer. Stick it through the hole as soon as oil starts coming out to verify your engine has been operating at the right temp
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That is the gastaff enator actuator from a Pinarello espresso machine.
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Oh yes
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Turbo incubator, not to be confused with the turbo ecabulator. There’s a difference, don’t ask me how I know. That thing cost me my last relationship.
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Tess eract
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Pretty sure that’s a hdpe model man DCM Malachis
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It is a banana.
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It’s clearly a high-quality all-metal distributor for a 6 cylinder engine. Remove the screws around the rim to connect in the wires to the spark plugs. There is clearly a connection on the side for the coil.
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Read "covid 60" and got really concerned.
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It’s a punitive keyboard recalibration tool for unst icking that damn “w” key; a pparently staged in it’s host environment.
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It’s non-newtonian fluid tester for use in professional
kitchens
; you hang the rod end from a clasp
of
preset height and then drop the flat
weighted end
onto the surface of the custard. It should come to a dead stop instantly, i
f
it sinks the custard is too thin, if it rebounds too thick. The stainless steel makes it a more sanitary option than the classic method of having the busboy
run barefoot across the surface.
The weighted end can be opened to add/remove weight to correct for altitude and the curvature of the earth. If you are a Michelin starred establishment this calibration must be done at the International Bureau of Weights and Measures just outside Paris, whose cafeteria pudding is to custard what GMT is to time.
The weights used are typically Napoleonic era grapeshot sealed inside escargot shells which are then loaded into the head under a vaccuum. However young disruptive chefs unhappy with French monopoly pricing have recently achieved good results by hiring Ukrainian hackers who substitute Prussian shot and use vacuum chambers leftover from the Soviet space program.
It should be noted that this device is actually a controlled export and cannot under any circumstances be sold to the UK. This is
due
to
British
custard
being classified
as a crime against humanity and patisserie.
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I need to hear this from a salty British fellow on antiques roadshow.
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It’s the thermocouple for a t ransmogrifier.
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Fancy pencil topper- impress your classmates!
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This particular one is fascinating as the stampings on the two halves of the flanged connection suggest they were manufactured several months apart due to the disruption and general strike of May 1968. Unfortunately this means that the workers who made it were angry when they machined the first side and drunk when they made the second hence this unit is useless for its intended purpose and only of interest to a hardcore collector of such things (there’s only one, his name is Steve and
he’s already got
three like it). H
ence
I’d say
its
worth about $2.50 as
scrap metal
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Cryogenic Anal Probe
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It’s a Peugeot 301 radiator thermometer :
Can also be used for cooking purposes.
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respirator
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That is the primary cause as to why the ice cream/shake machine is always broken at McD’s. They are on constant intergalactic back order so what you have is worth its weight in bitcoins!